If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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