So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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