I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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