PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
