i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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