i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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