I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think my mom watched the whole time
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
