I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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