Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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