What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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