Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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