Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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