Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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