i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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