we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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