My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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