Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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