can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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