good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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