it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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