that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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