You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
