My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I know her cup size but not her name....
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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