If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize