By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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