So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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