He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
barbara walters just said penis...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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