oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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