Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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