I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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