when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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