Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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