The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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