just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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