Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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