Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i dont even know how to be here
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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