she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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