yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I will be naked everywhere
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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