And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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