no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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