Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's just like the Real World with babies
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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