When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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