i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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