Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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