Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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