I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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