Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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