you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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