I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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