so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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