Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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