So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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