Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
