all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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